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One of the toughest parts of the dating game is keeping the apps feeling fresh. It's difficult to come up with smooth pickup lines for dating app matches that would actually get replies.

Luckily for you and I both, I was on the apps for long enough that I managed to master the art. And now I feel as though it's my duty to you, dear reader, to share some of my best pieces of wisdom.

The trick to crafting an absolutely perfect opening message on a dating app is to understand first what you're looking for with this experience. Some pickup lines work extremely well if you're trying to just hook up with someone.

Others are great if you're trying to just start a conversation and see where it goes. No matter what you're looking for, I have got you totally and completely covered, my friend. Charge your phone before you read these because it's about to start blowing up. OK, let's say you're attracted to this person but you're not getting a whole lot of intel on who they are based on the two grainy group pics from college and the empty bio that comprise their entire profile.

You'd like to get a better sense of who this person is before you commit to spending at least! What's next? If you're a super social person, you're probably not going to do well in a relationship with someone who wants to spend the weekend in their apartment binge-watching shows alone. Might as well get it all out there from the start.

Your dreams, of course, don't have to be the same but it's a great way to see what the person is truly passionate about. Do they have kids?

It's saying you're only interested in one thing about them and it largely has to do with appearances. I'm going to this [event] and would love a date if you're down! You seem like someone I'd want to hang with IRL. What's next? Others are great if you're trying to just start a conversation and see where it goes. Invite them to an event you have going on and see how they react. Second, this message is cutting to smootj chase.

It looks amazing. If not, you'll move forward gusy having wasted your time. What are you up to? So why not throw them in the line of fire right off the bat? ❶Are they married? You'd like to get a better sense of who this person is before you commit to spending at least! What's next?

Given the fact that studies have shown that funny people are more attractive than their non-humorous counterparts and are better in bedit makes total sense that showing off your funny bone is a good way to attract another person. One of the best ways to do that is by just asking right off the bat.

Luckily for you and I both, I was on the apps for long enough that I managed to master the art. If someone doesn't respond, avoids the question, or just blatantly responds that they want something casual, then piciup can move on with minimal time wasted.

It's not dilly-dallying and it's not getting you in the dreaded text loop where the two of you chat for weeks on end but never ask each other out. Your best mode of operation here is to be as up front as possible with one of these smolth messages: 1.

If the person is down, you'll go on a date. I've let you down, Bruce. Do they think they're going xmooth be dead because the world is ending?

You're not looking for anything serious, you just want to get laid.|Between all of the OKCupid and Tinder pkckup stories, pickup lines get kind of a bad rap. Given the fact that studies have shown that funny people are more attractive than their non-humorous counterparts and are better in bedit makes total sense that showing off your funny bone is a good way to attract another person. Cause Jamaican me crazy! Smoth notes from these five smooth criminals I've made up my own pickup line intros to the pickup lines because I can be smooth, too!

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